Book Review: Warm Bodies by Issac Marion

R is a young man with an existential crisis–he is a zombie. He shuffles through an America destroyed by war, social collapse, and the mindless hunger of his undead comrades, but he craves something more than blood and brains. He can speak just a few grunted syllables, but his inner life is deep, full of wonder and longing. He has no memories, no identity, and no pulse. Just dreams. 

After experiencing a teenage boy’s memories while consuming his brain, R makes an unexpected choice that begins a tense, awkward, and strangely sweet relationship with the victim’s human girlfriend. Julie is a burst of vibrant color in the otherwise dreary and gray landscape that R lives in. His decision to protect her will transform not only R, but his fellow Dead, and perhaps their whole lifeless world…


For the fifth book I am reading from Molly Horan’s list of 15 Young Adult Books Every Adult Should Read, I choose to read was Warm Bodies. 1/3rd of the way through the list! 


Now I have seen the trailer for the movie Warm Bodies that recently came out and to be honest had no idea that it was a book. But I wanted to see the movie (I still haven’t seen it) because it had Zombies, so naturally I was excited to read the book! I love me some zombies, probably because they are the only supernatural thing I think I could kill. I tend to start books I am reviewing with very little expectations so I can give a fair review. And I can honestly say I really liked the book. It was un-expectantly smart, deep and funny at the same time. 

I think what surprised me the most was that the main character and narrator was R, the zombie. I loved that the zombies have cognizant thought and really are only eating the humans for survival (not unlike how we eat animals to survive). I loved that they get “married” and have “children”. To me this signifies that they retain basic human instincts and urges even know their memories are wiped and their bodies work differently. This is an important part of the plot because it allows hope for a cure. While other zombie books/movies/TV shows portray the living dead as brainless and having no human characteristics, this one tells a different story and that is refreshing. 

I also found the book to be humorous, thought provoking, and just an overall really good read. The language and the writing were suburb as was the creativity of the story line. The character development was great. I loved that each person had their strengths and weaknesses and that R was a reluctant hero. He didn’t want to save the world or cure the zombie plague. He wanted a girlfriend. I thought it was great that R had a best friend, M, that was a bit of a pervert. 

There was not a whole lot I did not like about the book. I would have liked a better explanation of why R and Julie were able to help change the fate of the zombies. The one we got felt a little forced as to give an important PSA about the human condition. I guess that’s why this book is on the list. Because it predicts that the hate in people will lead to essentially the end of life as we know it. While I thought it was a great book, I’m not sure that the message would change for me from reading it as a teen to now. I think the message is clear. But maybe now it seems more feasible because I am an adult. Anyway, it’s a great read and I’m looking forward to seeing the movie now! 

4.5 Bards


Fangirl Fridays

Some of you are thinking to yourself right now, “I wonder what Missy and Jessica are Fan-girling out to this week.” 

Oh you’re not? Well, you are now. 

So we will tell you! You’re welcome. 

Check out our conversation below!

Or in this case we are tired and not really Fan Girling out about anything in particular this week so here is our attempt to do it… 


Missy: Catching Fire 

Missy: The woman that is playing Mags is perfect 

Jessica: yeah she’s adorable, I’m glad they cast Natalie Dormer she’s brilliant 

Missy: I love her in GoT 

Jessica: she’s great as Anne Boleyn in the Tudors 

Missy: not sure I like the casting of Julianne Moore 

Jessica: yeah me either, I think she looks too nice 

Missy: yeah she doesn’t fit with the franchise either 

Jessica: I always pictured Coin as dark 

Missy: I want her to be more gritty 

Jessica: me too! She’s basically just like President Snow 

Missy: yeah, I do like Phillip Seymour Hoffman because he can be equally creepy and heroic ya know 

Missy: and I love, love, love, Lenny Kravitz as Cinna he is perfect 

Jessica: hahaha his casting is old news 

Missy: well yeah but I am still applauding it, I mean he did great 

Jessica: indeed Missy: are you going to see the midnight premiere? 

Jessica: hell yeah I want to 

Missy: me too 

Missy: I still don’t like Liam Hemsworth. 

Jessica: well, for me it isn’t liking him so much as I don’t like the character he plays 

Missy: yeah, I don’t like either 

Missy: I guess he could be left out of both the movies and books and to me it would affect the story that much 

Jessica: well, if it wasn’t for him and his plan….prim wouldn’t have died 

Missy: asshat 

Jessica: and he went on the expedition to rescue Peeta 

Missy: yeah 

Missy: do you think people will dress up for the premiere 

Jessica: oh yeah people will def cosplay for the premiere 

Missy: is that the official term now? 

Missy: cosplay 

Jessica: yes, ma’am 

Missy: hum 

Jessica: stands for costume play 

Missy: are you going to cosplay for the premiere 

Jessica: no, cosplay is expensive!!!


We are weirdos. What are you fangirling over this week?!

Page to Screen Review: City of Bones

Well, I’m not sure where to begin this review other than to make a point to let readers know that I adore Cassandra Clare’s novels and I will always be a supporter of Clary’s story, Tessa’s story, and the upcoming Dark Artifices novels.  

With that being said, I’m going to give my completely honest in my opinion and review of this movie. Now, let it be noted that I went to the movie with one of my best friends, who also has read the novels, and our two guy friends–who had no idea what the movie was about.

I had such high expectations going into this movie, because I thought the casting was brilliant and the previews released really made the story look great and as I pictured it for the most part.  Things quickly went downhill after the movie began. 

The pacing was ridiculously quick, and there was such a lack of description of what was happening that ANYONE who hasn’t read the books or even skimmed the books would have no idea what was happening.  There isn’t a super clear description of the shadowhunters, Valentine’s history with Jocelyn and the Clave is glossed over, Luke’s rejection from the Clave and other Shadowhunters is only briefly touched on through the insults that Valentine’s lackey’s sling, and there was NO real explanation for what Simon was going through after the Hotel Dumort.  

*SPOILER ALERT*  All the audience sees is that he was obviously bitten (by the two fang marks on him) but the only consequence of this seems to be that he doesn’t need his glasses anymore. And that is the last we hear of that until City of Ashes.

Also, did anyone else miss the stolen vampire flying motorcycle? That miraculously appeared at the end of the movie as in the novel? 

Another thing that was pointed out to my friend and I by our two guys that went with us, was how terrible it was that the explanation for the application of runes was very glossed over. The boys kept asking how “magic markering” their arms would give these people superpowers.  It really showed my friend and I how poorly explained parts of the film were for those just interested in the movie as a whole, and not a previous fan of the novels. 

However, I’m not going to go through all of the things that were left out, because we all know that movies will never be able to include everything that we love from the books. 

The writing is something I would like to touch on.  While I think that Clare’s writing really is great for allowing her books to be read by both teens and adults, the script for the movie was just very, very young. Which is great if I was a fourteen or fifteen-year-old going to see the movie.  Believe me, the boys we took with us were immediately turned off by the exceedingly cheesy lines. I just challenge the screenwriters to work hard to allow the characters to act older and more mature in lieu of their experiences.  

Please remember that I am not bashing the books. I love and cherish my first editions of all of these novels, and am super excited for the final novel, City of Heavenly Fire.  And by all means, I will continue to support the franchise by seeing the next movie and likely purchasing a copy of this film.  I just know that next time I won’t go in with such high expectations, so hopefully I will be pleasantly surprised. 

2 Bards. 



Book Review: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Charlie is a freshman. And while he’s not the biggest geek in the school, he is by no means popular. Shy, introspective, intelligent beyond his years yet socially awkward, he is a wallflower, caught between trying to live his life and trying to run from it. Charlie is attempting to navigate his way through uncharted territory: the world of first dates and mixed tapes, family dramas and new friends; the world of sex, drugs, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show, when all one requires is that perfect song on that perfect drive to feel infinite. But Charlie can’t stay on the sideline forever. Standing on the fringes of life offers a unique perspective. But there comes a time to see what it looks like from the dance floor.

Wow talk about an emotional book. I don’t even know what to say. I feel like my experience reading this is so personal that it’s hard to review it. The way Perks is written is genius. They whole book consists of letters from Charlie to an anonymous person for both you and Charlie. Because it is written in this format you feel like Charlie is writing to you. It makes it seem that you are part of his life; you are his friend, his confidant, his shoulder to cry on, and his soundboard. You are his lifeline. And to dissect this book for you seems like betraying a friendship. Like Charlie might read it and get mad at me for exposing his secrets, but I will do my best. 

The letters start at the beginning of Charlie’s freshman year of High School, naturally he has some apprehensions. As you continue to read his letters you start to learn about his personality and discover that he is painfully shy, overly perceptive, and incredibly smart. There is also something wrong, but not outwardly so, it’s something just out of reach for the reader to grasp. 

Charlie talks about his friendships and family relationships. He makes new friends, seniors Patrick and Sam, who in their own way teach Charlie how to be more social. They let him into their world (which is not always a good thing), but they are really the first people to accept Charlie for Charlie. Through Patrick and Sam, Charlie is exposed to all sorts of new people and experiences that shape and mold him. Charlie also talks about his family and their dynamic. It is not that different from what a typical family appears to be, but there are some problems that he works through in the letters. 

The end of the book is heartbreaking. I won’t tell you what it is for two reasons, first I don’t want to ruin the book, and second it still feels too personal to share. I strongly recommend people read this book. If you are anything like me you will cherish it like I did. I am looking forward to watching the movie to see if it has the same effect on me. I hope it does. It is not every day you can read a book that affects you the way this one will. I would recommend reading it when you are in the right mind set. This is not a beach read. This is a rainy day read. 

5 Bards


Top Ten Tuesday!

Happy 2013!  After a lovely break for the holidays, oh, and a nice bout of Bronchitis…it is time to get everything started up again!

For those just joining us, Top Ten Tuesday is a bookish meme run by The Broke and the Bookish for all of us literary bloggers to participate in! They provide us with a different topic each week and all participants respond on their blogs and then add a link to their post on the Broke and Bookish blogroll!

This week’s topic is:

Top Ten Bookish Goals for 2013

I will admit that some of these goals are somewhat unrealistic, but still: I want them to happen! 

1. To not cry at the end of the Infernal Devices trilogy upon the release of Clockwork Princess in March 2013!

2. Read at least ONE Harry Potter book.

3. Finish rough draft of currently unnamed novel.

4. Read and Review 100 books!

5. Convince Josephine Angelini to write more about Helen and Lucas

6. Try to be patient while awaiting the release of the 3rd Divergent book (not likely!)

7. See the movie adaptations of: Beautiful Creatures (February 13, 2013), City of Bones (August 23, 2013), Catching Fire (November 23, 2013), The Great Gatsby (May 10, 2013), Ender’s Game (November 1, 2013), Warm Bodies (February 1, 2013).


8. ….Does Oz the Great and Powerful count? I’m counting it: (March 8, 2013).

9. Keep my newest blog assistant, Missy, around! She will be forced to see most of those movies with me 🙂

10. Get over 500 followers and host a GIANT giveaway!


What are some of your 2013 bookish goals?!